DHPD

[Dr'Brainz]

The last DHPD thread kind of got out of hand with all the accusations with cheating, lets try to keep it to a minimum.

[Amused Human]

Right, so you can make your cheating claims in chat but not in threads?

[w8lftr]

Since the DHPD has been gone for so long, I started to get a little lonely. So my zed took a HUGE STEAMING DUMP right in the middle of Broadbelt Grove PD today. After all, the extract was full of former DHPD brains...and a couple of worms, and a kernel of corn or two (after all, even a zombie needs roughage).

I named the stinking pile of waste "Amused Human". It seemed only fitting. I'm headed over to Yea Drive PD to name one "shish" after all the BS he's posted here.

Hehehe!!!!!!!!

I still think that after a collective vacancy more than 30 days they should be obligated to change their name. Zombies have owned the place for over a month now. Let's see them put THAT in their wiki. Or in other words, SHOVE THAT UP YOUR WIKI DHPD!

Note: No accustations in the above thread, just material guaranteed to get the goat of the trenchcoaters..errr...DHPD.

[Amused Human]

I'm not embarassed one bit to admit I have nothing in response to that rambling.

Are you actually saying, in a game, that you took a shit, described it and named it? HAHAHA! thats a good indication of the type of people Extinction draws.

speechless.

[w8lftr]

I'm not embarassed one bit to admit I have nothing in response to that rambling.

If thats so, then the next three lines in your post make you an absolute liar (not that we believed anything else you've said).

Hey Amused Human, there's some corn in your teeth...no, no, to the left...the left. Yeah, a little more.....there you go.

You guys are running out of excuses........shouldn't you be patrolling your territory rather than obsessively reading the Extinction boards in a vain attempt to reclaim your manhood? Or is this all you have left after your subdivision was trashed?

Go home! Oh, that's right...YOU DON"T HAVE A HOME!!!!!

[w8lftr]

P'WND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

Without being specific I can only say we DO still have some of our people in Dunell Hills itself and have done so since this began. Admittedly, we're having one difficult time regaining our feet. But as I've said before, the DHPD doesn't work from just the Hills, we operate from the surrounding 5 suburbs too. The point is there are ALWAYS DHPD alive somewhere in the DMZ.

As for reading the board, I personally don't bother with the tactical threads, Extinctions stated goals make it easy enough to know what's going on, there's no need to spy. I just like having some interaction with our opponents to keep up my PR/diplomatic duties and make sure things are entertaining.

EDIT** Something that was just brought to my attention ... you say we are rife with zergs/alt abuse and then say we don't have enough people to hold our area? Since you already know we're inside Bascombe these alts must not be very helpful otherwise they'd be holed up somewhere too right? Or maybe it's not as commonplace as you say.

[w8lftr]

Wheew! The DHPD really had their @sses handed to them today. I haven't seen that many feeding groans since the hordes moved through the subdivision OVER 30 DAYS AGO. From now on I say we call it ZH, or Zombie Hills.

Warning! Rambling Alert. Young children or trenchcoaters with a fragile, over-compensated Urban Dead gaming persona and inadequate self-esteem in real life should not read the following material:

I was carrying a full load of DHPD brains in my rancid zombie gut and was ready to drop a steaming pile of shish in Yea Drive PD to christen the newly ordained Zombie Hills subdivision when I logged in to see a ton of feeding groans. I went into Anderson Row School [4,35] and thoroughly munched on the brains of one of their leaders, The Surgeon General. To be honest, I think he made me a little gassy, but the thought of The Surgeon General's brains swirling around in that messy brew of other ZHPD brains, bacteria, a couple of shots of Jaegermeister, and now a bubbling caldron of methane gas, does provide me with a certain sense of satisfaction.

There's a pic of it here (burp):

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[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

Dude, that's nasty

[w8lftr]

shish is never pretty...And I can't imagine The Surgeon General is very happy about it either, hehehe!!!!!

Parlimentary Point of Order: You can run the ZHPD board any way you want to, but this is an Extinction board. You're a guest here, and why you want to spend your time here is anybody's guess...

[Zeke]

w8lftr said:

why you want to spend your time here is anybody's guess...

Because seeing the pathetic childish ramblings of some little kid who seems to derive personal gratification from his own statements, regardless of the incredible level of hypocrisy and infantile language they are laden with is.... well rather amusing.

Do you honestly think we aren't going to kick up a fuss if you start going around claiming you have 'taken over Dunell Hills'? I don't know if you've taken a tour recently, but there is a rather large survivor presence in DH, both DHPD and non DHPD. Apart from a handful of resource buildings we choose to leave alone in favour of alternative and safer locations in other parts of the DMZ (like Bascombe) its actually regarded as pretty safe round here (certainly when compared to the wasteland in the surrounding suburbs).

We had great fun touring around clearing malls and powering up NT buildings, PDs and hospitals in and out of the DMZ while you guys fretted about 'DHPD incursions' in Ped Village (we did have a few officers there to keep you on your toes but not a huge number). I think its great that you guys are dedicating so much attention to our area, but you're really not going to be able to achieve your long term goals in Malton if the majority of your north-west resources are diverted to sieging our endless supply of resource buildings. Just a helpful hint!

Anyway there it is, I've risen to the bait and you have officially got my goat, 'w8lfter'. Perhaps my reply satisfies your need for attention enough that you can go and 'whack off over it', as you so eloquently put it. You actually sound rather like a certain Maxwell Hammer, specially when you refer to the wiki since we all know how much he loved getting banned from it.

All I can hope is that this w8lftr's attitude towards the battle isn't representative of the whole of Extinction, because if it is I've seriously overestimated you all...

[Zeke]

Oh wait my apologies, the whacking off quote was from Mr Brainz. Here's my reply in full:

Silly Harman, who had control the last 3 weeks ...?...

A lot of ferals and a handful of Extinction who moved in to take advantage of the devastation the Mall Tour have wrought. Make no mistake, you're only real success here is to make our life more difficult in reclaiming the hills. You seem to think you are our only enemies? We have huge lists of zombies who call Dunell Hills their home, and many groups (most notably Maxwell Hammer and his 40 Zergs, and 'team Zip', a smaller group of zergs). Before you start making claims about holding our territory against us, maybe you should look at the actual zombie numbers in the hills? You make up a mere fraction.

We proved that YOU are no match not the other way around.

I'm sorry, no match for who? Read the above statement. Yes we are no match for the Mall Tour, no one is that's kind of the point. In your case, you have failed consistently failed to even dent our occupation force at Bas NT since we decided to move back in there.

Why don't you go back to your DHPD forum and wack off about how good you are,...we don't do that shit here.

Points to w8lftr's posts above, particularly the bits about feces and corn. Uh, speak for yourself dude, if that's not whacking off about how great you are I'm not sure what is. His choice of language is a little floral and convoluted I'll admit, but whatever floats your boat.

[w8lftr]

Holy cow, so now after I eat ZHPD brains I have to whack off in their empty skulls? OK! It'll be a better use of their brains than how they are applying them here.

That is exactly what I did to one of the ZHPD leaders today, named Marty Banks, Uppill Precinct Chief and ZHPD Internal Communications Division leader.

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All I can say is by the time I get to Yea Drive to drop this steaming pile of shish, everybody better clear out of there, zed and human alike. I'm carrying a heavy load of ZHPD brains and will most likely blow the walls out. I'd like to say I'll be there tomorrow, but it's been so easy to feast in Zombie Hills lately that I don't know exactly when I'll get there.....

Honestly guys, I'm not bragging, I'm just doing this for two reasons:

1) I sure made shish and Amused Human shut the hell up, at least until little Zeke narcs me out and tells them what my intentions were...well, maybe not shish, after all the guy's name is now synonymous with a steaming pile of poo. Of course, given the history of ZHPD zerging, those two guys and Zeke could be one and the same.

2) I also did it to throw a little reality into the faces of the smug and sanctimonious ZHPD. They need to "win" so bad its delusional. Look at Zeke's last two posts. He can't admit they've lost control of Zombie Hills for over a month, minimizes their initial defeat and the zombies there now, comes up with excuses as to why the ZHPD is not back in force, and has to say he's winning by boasting over their supposed work rebuilding other locations. Plus, some of what he's saying doesn't match up. Hell, I took out two leaders in the past two days, The Surgeon General and Marty Banks. That certainly suggests they're trying pretty hard to get Zombie Hills back. (OK folks, the clock starts now....they HAVE to explain why those two players were in Zombie Hills or else it will be an admission of defeat in their minds. It'll be something like that or "Oh yeah, they're already revived", just wait).

Their excessive need to "win" is so bad that they're constantly coming in here to re-state and re-define their situation. If they don't, they've lost, and their over-inflated egos are simply too fragile for that. They have too much pesonally invested in the game. As far as I know, nobody from Extinction is posting on their boards for any reason, but then again, I've never gone to their forum.

[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

No one has joined our board unless they have done it under false pretenses, our board requires registration so there is no guest posting. You are welcome to come by though.

I'd say we've lost control of the Hills, but we are still an active group and we are operating within our area of operations including Dunell Hills. As for our leaders, they are often the most active members we have, it implies no particular significance to encounter them.

And I wouldn't admit defeat because we're still fighting, not out of over-inflated ego.

I have to give you credit for knowing how to push my peoples buttons but I think its time to deprive you of your fun. I'm going to ask them to stop playing into your game.

[zeug]

I hope you lot keep posting here though, it's great to be able to communicate openly with the enemy and this DHPD thread will be a nice bit of Malton history in the making ... as Extinction grinds you down for brain meal

As for the zerging bollocks, well there are pointless accusations flying back and forth and I reckon we need to accept that both groups have official anti-zerging policies in place and leave it at that. I certainly respect the DHPD as a player group no matter how many alts you throw into the breach, and you FmrPFCBob are obviously a gentleman and a scholar and a very worthy opponent.

So cheers all, and let's bring it on!

[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

I appreciate your point of view and the compliments, and I'm okay with dropping the zerg/alt discussion.

[w8lftr]

Thanks FmrPFCBob, its a shame your teammates don't share your sense of diplomacy. Even though you did actually start the DHPD string, you've handled yourself pretty well in here. And you were right for calling off your other guys, it was getting old and the conversation was no longer productive.

In return, I won't try and get your goat after killing you today in the Bascombe Building. You've got (or should I say, had) a better head on your shoulders than some of your brethren and it's really not necessary with you. If it's any consolation, I don't think I lasted very long in there after the kill. Then again, as a zombie that doesn't really matter much.

I'm leaving Zombie Hills and the ZMZ, I've had my fun with it. I've got other priorities now.

Cheers.......

[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

;D That was the highlight of my day!

I had the distinct pleasure of returning the favor! I was in our chat room and logged in 48 seconds after you got me. It took a few minutes to get someone to revive me but they did, so I promptly stood up went to work with my axe. You seemed to be pretty dodgy for an animated corpse I almost passed out before you fell.

Yes, I did start the previous DHPD thread

Greetings!

I noticed your operations thread was drifting off topic so I decided to make a new one for discussion of DHPD and our tactics. I share command of DHPD with BAM and GoldStar, since our PR officer is missing I try to handle most of the diplomacy.

and I think its gone pretty well myself.

I hope you enjoyed your stay, I count you among our respected opponents.

[FmrPFCBob [DHPD]]

Are y'all bored yet?

Wouldn't you have more fun and success somewhere else?

Just askin' ;D

[zeug]

I can't speak for anyone else but I've got to say Peddlesden has evolved into a very interesting campaign ... for me it's about as far from boring as possible on a number of different levels.

1. It's low level Urban Dead Zombie heaven. Standing in the protection of a large mass of zeds waiting for the next very regular Bascombe break in to simply stagger in and start eating from a smorgasbord ... over and over again. As zeug's bite and claw skills have grown it's levelled up every 3-4 days over the last fortnight.

2. Tactically it's also proving to be a great training ground, from the initial siege and sack of Bascombe to the early defence and debarricading through to the resurgence of DHPD and allies and on to this critical stage. From here on in Extinction either develops its coordination tactics as recruitment grows or it fragments and retreats. If you hadn't come back strong Peddlesden would have been an anti-climax and Extinction wouldn't have been pushed as far as it has - the DHPD is doing us the biggest of favours with a strong defence, and how else can you season and train green troops?

3. Strategically speaking, well you're maintaining your resource buildings nicely and have a good supply of ammo, fak's and gens, and apparently too many needles, but you don't control the suburb by any means and Extinction break ins are becoming easier if anything. Just step outside and take a stroll down the street, recruitment has been steadily climbing the last 4 weeks and Zombie coordination is increasing. We're still very much in middle game I reckon.

4. On a meta game level, well I'm personally interested in GUI development within a social network and specifically real time coordination and communications, whether that's in an arts, business or gaming sense, and I find the player interaction in Peddlesden Village although "low tech" is much more intense than say Second Life which is a barren wasteland in comparison. An interesting wasteland though.

So ... bored? Zeug no bored. Zeug like much. Want more.