Random IRC chat

[cloud6272]

Post your random IRC chat here. (had one like this but its gone... dam moderators and admins!!!!)

[cloud6272]

September 2nd

Random much?

[17:50] <Shrimpfarmer> ok
[17:50] <Shrimpfarmer> guys
[17:51] <Shrimpfarmer> here i am
[17:51] <Shrimpfarmer> shrimpman of doom armor apocalypse

[alivenwell]

OK SO HERE IT IS.
Back by popular demand.
If you don't get it... you should have been there, but even if you had been than you still... probably wouldn't:

I CALL IT: Jesus and his IMP army, Enjoy! ;D
(Between myself and cloud)


* Jesus summons a storm of imps
[16:59] *** Jesus is now known as A_random_Imp
[16:59] <aNw> says “GOT CHA FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!”
[16:59] * A_random_Imp pokes you with a stick
[16:59] <aNw> says “Me… all along?”
[16:59] * A_random_Imp bites your ear
[17:00] * A_random_Imp is killed by Kirby
[17:00] * A_random_Imp attacks you using a chainsaw
[17:00] * A_random_Imp with a chainsaw is eaten by Kirby
[17:00] <aNw> says “yeah Kirby’s dead!”
[17:01] * A_random_Imp pops Kirby. Looks at everyone whom has sad faces.
[17:01] * A_random_Imp with a chainsaw rushes you
[17:01] <aNw> says ‘Kirby, your such a S P A M R O B O T !”
* A_random_Imp uses a chainsaw to spell out spam robot in both of your legs... Ouch
[17:02] * aNw says “your legs not mine”
[17:02] <aNw> He was attacking u remember
[17:03] * A_random_Imp swings his chainsaw at you and chops off your head Resident Evil 4 style.
[17:03] * aNw says “SWEET , I’ve always wanted to go out like that!”
[17:03] * A_random_Imp wonders how you don't get IRC Role-playing
[17:03] <aNw> Thank you
[17:04] *** A_random_Imp is now known as A_serious_Imp
[17:05] * aNw says shrimpfarmer please help me
[17:05] * A_serios_Imp says "Ok seriously now. How are we going to get into that NT tomorrow? 19,20 or 21GMT? and if we could get a NTJ to take down cades that would REALLY HELP (stays at you)
[17:05] * A_serios_Imp says "shut up aNw your dead, ok? Your fucking dead!"
[17:05] * aNw says “don’t look at me I’m not at said NT”
[17:06] * aNw says “dead yes, but I’m getting better”
[17:06] * A_serios_Imp says "Well you fucking should be you long nose pig faced sea horse!!!
[17:06] <A_serios_Imp> nooooo. like this
[17:06] *** A_serios_Imp is now known as A_Hungry_Imp
[17:07] * A_Hungry_Imp imagines eating a long nose, pig faced, sea horse.
[17:07] * aNw says "O, you mean Shrimpfarmer?
[17:07] * A_Hungry_Imp stares at you for a long silent period.
[17:07] * aNw stares right back menacingly
[17:08] * A_Hungry_Imp licks his lips as drool slids out.
[17:08] * aNw starts to get nervous so he farts…than smells it....
[17:08] * aNw says “It must have been the beans last night!”
[17:08] * A_Hungry_Imp lunges at you and bites your left ear off.
[17:08] *** A_Hungry_Imp is now known as Boss_Imp
[17:09] * aNw says “stop it you Mike Tyson wanna be imp!”
[17:09] * Boss_Imp shouts "STOP ALL THIS FIGHTING YOU PIG BUTTED DOG
FACED KITTY CATS!
[17:10] * aNw asks "If you were to really attack me, what would be the IMP-lications get it?
[17:10] * Kirby holds up a sign (since he can't talk) reading "This random moment has been brought to you by Spam Co. & EAT"

[Kadavar]

* Kadavar has something much bigger than garion
<newb> you peeking at Garion in the restroom ?
<Kadavar> garion knows
<Kadavar> lol
<Garion> :\
<Garion> it's true
<Garion> I have a really tiny p*nis :\

[Kadavar]

<pornareum> it'll go better
* pornareum is now known as herpes
* Nijn is now known as zzzz`Nijn
* herpes is caught by nijn!!
<zzzz`Nijn> in russia herpes caught me
<zzzz`Nijn> ):
* zzzz`Nijn has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
* herpes gives Lapoor an angry itch
* herpes is spread from Lapoor to TLT
<herpes> lol
* Braincancer has joined #Colonies
* syphillis has joined #Colonies
<syphillis> 05new disease is on the block
* Braincancer makes Lapoor eat some braincancer
* herpes is spread thru tfd to garion
* syphillis starts to make Avenger feel a little loopy
* Braincancer starts twitching...
* syphillis originated from Stats, the dirte whore
* syphillis has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Braincancer is now known as GenetalHerpes
* GenetalHerpes is now known as TheClap
* TheClap is spread to PaRa
* Crotchrot has joined #Colonies
<Vaim> could somebody get rid of that fucker?
* blissy`busy sends a fuck fairy over to play with Vaim
* Crotchrot is a horrible disease
* herpes is now known as Scabies
* TheClap has been spread to Vaim
* TheClap slaps Vaim in the face!
<Crotchrot> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crotchrot
* Scabies spreads over vaim's clap
* Crotchrot appears in Vaim's sweaty crotch folds
* TheClap grabs unimatrix aka unaball by the balls
<Vaim> *!*@*.ca added to ignore list.
<Crotchrot> oh, better get that looked at, Vaim
<Vaim> oh, forgot that one
<Vaim> *!Trooper@*.ca added to ignore list.
* TheClap slaps Vaim
<Vaim> no, wait
<Vaim> without ca
<Crotchrot> 05dumbass
* TheClap rubs up against Vaim
<Vaim> *!Trooper@* added to ignore list.
* Crotchrot smells delightful
* Crotchrot spreads to nijn, his lover

[cloud6272]

[17:07] * A_Random_Imp bites your ear off
[17:07] * A_Random_Imp starts to chew on your disembodied ear
[17:07] * A_Random_Imp grumbles "Hmm tasests like cottan turkey"
[17:08] * A_Random_Imp holds up a sign reading, "This Random moment was brought to you by Spam Co."
[17:09] * A_Random_Imp was Headshot by Kirby

[Kadavar]

* Kadavar is now known as armareum
* armless is now known as Kadavar
* Brainzz is now known as Kirby

<armareum> i like men
<Kadavar> you should tell your new gf
<armareum> lol
<armareum> what do boobies look like?
<armareum>
<Kadavar> depends on the girl
<armareum> lol i've never seen real ones b 4
<Kadavar> some are saggy and horrible. some are small and cute. some make an excellent cleavage. others are much nicer to hold and touch than others
<Kirby> i like men too
<armareum> hey kirby
<Kadavar> you bastards!
<armareum> what r u doin l8r
* Kadavar sets mode: -o armareum
<Kirby> lol
* Kadavar sets mode: -o Kirby
* armareum spanks kirby for bein bad
<Kirby>
<armareum> hehe
<Kadavar> you fuckers. this is going to get worse isn't it....
<armareum> you're a naughty boy kirby
<Kirby> your a naughty girl armareum
<Kirby> erm..shemale
<armareum> i've got a small and nasty surprise for u
<Kirby> sounds dirty
* armareum giggles
<Kadavar> it's cute that you can flirt with each other like this
* Kirby hugs armareum
* armareum thinks kadavar's cute too
<Kirby> nighty nighty sweet hearts...blows kisses

[armareum]

[00:39] * Kadavar is now known as bot1
[00:39] * Kirby grabs bot1
[00:39] <Brainz> hell..if i had 1 i would cheat even more :x
[00:39] <Kirby> HES MINE GET BACK!
[00:39] <@bot1> i am so cool
[00:39] * Kirby puts bot1 into his mouth and swallows
[00:39] <Brainz>
[00:39] <Brainz> omg
[00:39] * Kirby stumples off, tripping and flies out a window
[00:39] * @bot1 self destructs
[00:39] <Kirby> ahhhhhh!
[00:39] <Lukahn> eheheeheheh
[00:39] <Kirby> that was perfect timing...
[00:40] <Kirby> ITS A SPY BOT!!!'
[00:40] <Lukahn> The suburb is still inhospitable at this point due to all of the ruined buildings, but there isn't an extremely high zombie population. A few resource buildings are barricaded and powered, and these are attracting zombies. The Sheppard Building (NT) currently has 16 zombies attempting to break in.
[00:40] <@bot1> #1 for obvious reasons
[00:41] <@bot1>
[00:41] <Lukahn> Many of the ruined buildings lack any zombie prescience whatsoever, and a lot of those with zombies have one or two zombies at most. Even Bale is largely empty (14 zombies, if I recall correctly, 10 in one corner).
[00:41] <Brainz> the bots have the power!!!
[00:41] <armareum> hey kad
[00:41] <Lukahn> A coordinated attempt by survivors should take E.B. back into survivor hands. -Socco 21:54, 5 September 2007 (BST)
[00:42] <Brainz> OMG RUN! BOTS CONTROL IRC!
[00:42] <@bot1> hey arm
[00:42] <Brainz> fuck it
[00:42] <@bot1> indeed it's true
[00:42] * Brainz is now known as bot2
[00:42] <bot2> beep beep
[00:43] <Kirby> MINE
[00:43] * Kirby grabs bot2
[00:43] * Kirby puts bot2 in his mouth and swallows
[00:43] * @bot1 shines himself
[00:43] * Kirby muffuls "Mine"
[00:43] * Kirby grabs bot1
[00:43] * Kirby puts bot1 in his mouth and swallows
[00:43] <Kirby> I don't feel that good...
[00:43] * armareum is now known as bot3
[00:43] * bot2 HARDENS
[00:44] <Lukahn> You know, why are the suburb pages on the wiki survivor centric?
[00:44] <bot2> HARDEN
[00:44] <bot3> cos the survivors are the main people who use the wiki
[00:44] * Kirby runs for bot3 which runs away
[00:44] <bot2> HARDEN
[00:44] * bot2 climbs out of Kirbys mouth
[00:44] <Lukahn> I think we should update the barricade plans in the Extinction zone to all Ruined. ;p
[00:44] * Kirby trips because of weight and rolls down the stairways
[00:44] <bot3> what do zombies need the suburb pages for anyway?
[00:44] <Kirby> keyboard got unpluged
[00:45] <bot3> RRF already did the same in Ridleybank
[00:45] <bot2> HARDEN
[00:46] <bot2> beep beep
[00:46] <bot3> the barricade plan could be renamed to indicate that it's survivor orientated, but barricade plans help the game..
[00:46] <eDok> naw I was talking about that ruinedskullfields guy
[00:46] <bot2> beep
[00:47] <bot3> i guess if you came up with a general idea what would need personalised for each suburb you could add that aswell as the barricade plan
[00:47] * bot2 is now known as bot
[00:47] <Kirby> MINE
[00:47] * bot is now known as bot4
[00:47] * Kirby grabs bot
[00:47] * Kirby grabs bot4*
[00:47] * Kirby shakes bot4
[00:47] <Kirby> whys it ticking? O....
[00:47] * Kirby chucks bot4 out the window at RRF
[00:48] <bot3> eg. Dakerstown - attack and hold Pask NT, take out the hospital, then the surrounding PDs and factories/auto repairs
[00:48] * bot4 sets time to seft destruct
[00:48] <bot3> when the revive queue is high, clear up the rest of the 'burb
[00:48] * Kirby wonders why no explosion and looks outside
[00:48] <bot3> ..add a consideration for Roywood to be taken down first..
[00:48] * bot4 flies back up to where kirby is and explodes
[00:48] <bot4> BOOM!
[00:48] <Kirby> lol.
[00:48] <Kirby> was about to say
[00:48] * bot3 is now known as bot2
[00:48] * bot4 is now known as bot3
[00:49] * bot2 is now known as bot4
[00:49] <bot3> beep beep boop
[00:49] * bot3 is now known as bot2
[00:49] * Kirby looks out the window and sees a lv 1 civilian kill all of RRF and pick up the bomb thinking it was treasure. The lv 1 then ran into the mall to sleep.
[00:49] <Kirby> wait...
[00:49] <bot4> if we all used the same colours *THAT* would be confusing...
[00:49] <bot2> i see
[00:49] <bot2> beep beep
[00:49] <bot4> wait, who am i?
[00:49] * bot2 is now known as bot3
[00:49] <bot3> your a bot
[00:50] <@bot1> i'm #1!!!
[00:50] <Kirby> bot 4 is bot 2 now. whom is the one I ate whom is brainz
[00:50] * bot4 is now known as bot2
[00:50] <Lukahn> I think it would be appropriate to change most of the NW pages to more zombie centric, similar to Ridleybanks page.
[00:50] <Kirby> bot 2 is brains
[00:50] <bot3> beep
[00:50] * bot1 is now known as bot
[00:50] <@bot> shit
[00:50] * bot3 is now known as bot1
[00:51] <bot2> if you feel like it lukahn. but the wiki is a political minefield. you'd have to be prepared to put up with a lot of shit (potentially)
[00:51] * bot is now known as bot3
[00:51] * bot1 is now known as bot4
[00:51] <Kirby> arm is bot1.
[00:51] <Kirby> now bot 4.
[00:51] <Kirby> bot3 is kadavar
[00:51] <@bot3> fuck
[00:51] <bot2> it's a lot of work, and tbh the BLRs could do with more work
[00:51] * bot4 is now known as bot5
[00:51] <@bot3> damn /me
[00:51] <bot5> beep
[00:51] <Kirby> kadavar bot 5. brain bot 2. arm bot 4.
[00:51] <Lukahn> BLRs? No one even looks at those anymore. ;p
[00:52] <bot5> slaps kirby
[00:52] <bot2> personally, i'm concentrating on the BLRs. then playing a little. then making the NTJ better. then maybe the wiki after that is all done
[00:52] * bot3 sets mode: +o bot2
[00:52] <Kirby> yep, if theirs a light on on BLR in center of dead zone. 2 hours later its dead.
[00:52] * bot3 sets mode: +o bot5
[00:52] <@bot5> beep
[00:52] * bot3 is now known as bot
[00:52] <@bot2> there are so many jackasses on the wiki, it's not very believable.
[00:52] <Kirby> dude I forgot about that
[00:52] * bot5 is now known as bot3
[00:52] * bot is now known as bot1
[00:52] * bot3 is now known as bot4
[00:53] <Kirby> They just hate we winning
[00:53] * bot1 is now known as bot5
[00:53] <@bot2> i work hard irl to avoid asholes like that, i like to treat people like they are reasonable, logical ppl. but they aren't. and i can't be bothered with that shit anymore
[00:53] * Kirby is now known as Bot_It_Up
[00:53] * @bot4 grabs kirby
[00:53] <@bot2> Kevan's talk page has a query about the multiple alt policy..
[00:53] * @bot4 puts Kirby in metal mouth
[00:53] <Bot_It_Up> bot 2 is brainz
[00:53] <@bot2> i put in something quiet for extinction
[00:53] * bot5 is now known as bot3
[00:53] * Bot_It_Up swallows Kirby
[00:53] * bot4 is now known as bot1
[00:53] <Lukahn> Kirbs: not necessarily... Sheppard has been lit for over 48 hours now
[00:54] * bot2 is now known as bot4
[00:54] <Bot_It_Up> THATS NOT IN THE CENTER OF THE DEADZONE!!!
[00:54] * bot1 is now known as bot2
[00:54] <@bot3> .nick bot1
[00:54] * bot4 is now known as bot1
[00:54] <@bot3> fuck
[00:54] <Bot_It_Up> brainz is bot 1.
[00:54] * bot3 is now known as bot4
[00:54] <@bot1> fak!
[00:54] <Bot_It_Up> bot4 is kadavar
[00:54] <Bot_It_Up> bot 2 arm
[00:54] <@bot1> you can find out easy by double clicking the names
[00:54] * @bot2 licks Bot_it_Up
[00:54] <Bot_It_Up> am not doing that
[00:55] <@bot1> the top of thw window will show who it is
[00:55] * bot2 is now known as bot3
[00:55] <@bot1> kirbt - you = wrong anyway
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> kadavar messes up the nicks alot.
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> arm doesn't
[00:55] <@bot4> lol
[00:55] * bot1 is now known as bot2
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> brainz likes to think people are good when they arn't
[00:55] * bot4 is now known as bot1
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> brainz bot 2, arm bot 3. kadavar bot 4
[00:55] * bot1 is now known as bot4
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> now bot 1 for kadavar
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> and back...
[00:55] <Bot_It_Up> STOP IT
[00:55] * @bot4 bot1
[00:56] * bot3 is now known as bot1
[00:56] * Bot_It_Up is now known as Bot_on_Forums
[00:56] <Bot_on_Forums> arm why you gotta go to 1!!!
[00:56] <@bot2> kirby, is was arm who was talking about the wiki, BLR and kevans page
[00:56] * bot1 is now known as Stats
[00:56] * bot4 is now known as bot1
[00:56] * bot2 is now known as bot4
[00:56] <Bot_on_Forums> hmmmm maybe tough to say anymore and don't feel like looking up
[00:56] * @bot1 bot4
[00:56] <@stats> i like to move it move it
[00:56] <@stats> i like to..
[00:56] <@stats> move it
[00:57] * Bot_on_Forums nananana nana can't touch this!
[00:57] <Bot_on_Forums> Later am going to go get cake
[00:57] <@bot4> brain hurty!
[00:57] * bot4 is now known as armless
[00:57] <@stats> cake..sent that shit over here
[00:57] <@stats> im hungry

[Lukahn]

Kirby: 7DAM YOU LUKAHN!!!
Lukahn: eheheheheheheheh
*** Kirby is now known as Kirby_Will_Kill
Lukahn thinks Kirby just found the thread.
*** Kirby_Will_Kill is now known as Kirby_Wil_Kil_U
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U ./me .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .v
Kirby_Wil_: 7v
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .v/me .v
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U ./me ./me ./me .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Lukahn: Hmm, there is more spam from Kirby in that thread too.
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
aliveNwell: 4stop it dammit
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Kirby_Wil_Kil_U .
Lukahn goes off to delete more Kirby spam...

[alivenwell]

[21:45] * Lukahn says... (crickets chirp in the shocked silence)
[21:46] * Kirby sucks up the crickets to create compleate silence
[21:46] * aliveNwell vomits those crickets out but unfortunatly they were dead so again ...more silence
[21:46] * armareum does a silent flatulence
[21:47] * aliveNwell says good one
[21:47] <armareum> shh!

[armareum]

[03:00] <@zombie_pimp> b*itch what i tell you
[03:00] <@zombie_pimp> give me ma money
[03:01] <@zombie_whore> zey don't give me muneeez
[03:01] <@zombie_pimp> i didn't know u were FRENCH??
[03:02] * zombie_pimp is now known as the_eifel_tower
[03:02] <@zombie_whore> wow, you are stupid even for a pimp!
[03:02] <@the_eifel_tower> wanna see my attraction?
[03:02] * @zombie_whore sits on the_eifel_tower
[03:02] <@zombie_whore> ahh, *that* hits the spot
[03:02] * @the_eifel_tower says sorry closed for renovations
[03:03] * @the_eifel_tower damn tourists
[03:03] <@zombie_whore> i can paint it red?
[03:03] <@zombie_whore> i promise i'll have it done in a month
[03:03] * @the_eifel_tower pictures her dot at the end of a sentence....
[03:06] * @zombie_whore rocks gently back and forth
[03:06] * the_eifel_tower is now known as leaning_tower
[03:06] <@zombie_whore> ooh! G-spot!
[03:07] <@leaning_tower> wait take one of those uber lame holding it up pics
[03:07] * @zombie_whore sits up a little. and takes a photo of the glistening leaning_tower (now red)
[03:08] * leaning_tower is now known as red
[03:08] <@zombie_whore> lol
[03:08] * red is now known as red_square
[03:09] * @zombie_whore removes herself from the red_square.
[03:10] <@zombie_whore> hey, you didn't clip your corners like you promised!
[03:10] <@red_square> wow i didn't know we could have this much fun with HISTORY
[03:10] <@zombie_whore> and architecture
[03:10] * @red_square says im a commie what do u expect
[03:10] <@zombie_whore> i expect you to please the proletariat
[03:13] <@zombie_whore> now where's my wage!
[03:13] <@zombie_whore> i'm got a pimp to pay, you know
[03:14] * red_square is now known as liberty_bell
[03:14] <@liberty_bell> sorry....cant pay...im BROKE
[03:14] <@zombie_whore> got any.. crack?
[03:15] <@liberty_bell> that's my speciality
[03:15] <@liberty_bell> how did u guess
[03:15] <@zombie_whore> can i see you ringer?
[03:15] <@liberty_bell> its SO TINY, U CANT EVEN SEE IT UNLESS I TURN UPSIDE DOWN
[03:16] <@zombie_whore> how about one last dong, just for me
[03:16] <@liberty_bell> ....no dice, i cant seem to get it up ...its just stuck in place
[03:17] * liberty_bell is now known as london_bridge
[03:17] * @london_bridge says help im falling down
[03:17] <@london_bridge> where's my big ben?
[03:17] * zombie_whore is now known as big_ben
[03:26] * london_bridge is now known as plymouth_rock
[03:27] <@plymouth_rock> i've been searching all over for the great rocky mountains
[03:27] * big_ben is now known as size_queen
[03:28] <@size_queen> hey, what you got for me?
[03:29] <@plymouth_rock> some pebbles to throw on your sandy beach
[03:30] <@size_queen> baby, i need some bigger than that. i have *needs*
[03:31] <@plymouth_rock> correction ...stones, yes some stones to throw down your hull
[03:31] * @size_queen giggles
[03:31] * @plymouth_rock says whats so funny about me having the stones
[03:31] <@size_queen> heehee!
[03:32] <@size_queen> are they...sea stones?
[03:32] <@size_queen> washed by the salty sea?
[03:32] * @plymouth_rock asks if you'd like too sure...
[03:32] * @size_queen giggles

[cloud6272]

Well glad the random IRC chat is still going . Who the fuck are doing the zombie whore and pimp?

1 guess is arm + brainz but yea.

[Lukahn]

I can't remember. I ignored them when they started doing that. I was very very disturbed.

[cloud6272]

lukahn said:

I can't remember. I ignored them when they started doing that. I was very very disturbed.

This will disturb you more. Not that its sick or anything, just you can't stop watching WTF?

[Lukahn]

I stopped watching.

How you like it now!?